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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।
We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
Our craziness made us best friends.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!
Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.
You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
I like you because you join in all my weirdness.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।
A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
Friendship is being equally annoying.
Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.