Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

All the best people are crazy.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.