Funny Quotes / Friends

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.