Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Friendship is the key to everything

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.