Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend stabs you in the front.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.