Funny Quotes / Friends

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.