Funny Quotes / Friends

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

All the best people are crazy.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.