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For My Grandpa, Happy Birthday. When I think of all the memories we’ve made together, all I can do is sit back and smile and smile. You’ve always been there for me, Grandpa, and I love you so much.

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Friends are our chosen family.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Friendship is the key to everything

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.