Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Friendship is the key to everything

Our craziness made us best friends.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.