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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.
A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
I like you because you join in all my weirdness.
Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.
दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
Friends are our chosen family.
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
If you have crazy friends, you have everything.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.
You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.