Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Friendship is the key to everything

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.