Funny Quotes / Friends

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship is the key to everything

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.