Dear God, No matter what happens, give me the heart that is willing to obey you whatever the cost may be.
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।
Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.
Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।
जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।
दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.
Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.
If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.
You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.
Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.