Funny Quotes / Friends

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.