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“Another birthday means your life journey is incomplete, may your path be paved with success and guided by love. Best wishes, my friend.”

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.