Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friends are our chosen family.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

All the best people are crazy.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.