Funny Quotes / Friends

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Our craziness made us best friends.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।