You give my life a purpose that helps me overcome all the bad moments and all the anxiety. I am so lucky to have a wife like you. Happy birthday, dear!
Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.
Happiness is having crazy friends.
Happiness is doing weird things with friends.
We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.
Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.
True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.
A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.
Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.
Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.
You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.
A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.
I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.
Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.
मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।
My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.
It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.
We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.
We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.
Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.
फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.
शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।
Friendship is being equally annoying.
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.
When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.