Funny Quotes / Friends

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Friendship is the key to everything

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.