Funny Quotes / Friends

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Our craziness made us best friends.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friendship is the key to everything

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.