Funny Quotes / Friends

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।