Funny Quotes / Friends

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.