Funny Quotes / Friends

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

Friends are our chosen family.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।