Funny Quotes / Friends

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।