Funny Quotes / Friends

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.