Funny Quotes / Friends

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.