Funny Quotes / Friends

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

Our craziness made us best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.