Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Friendship is the key to everything

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.