Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

All the best people are crazy.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Friendship is the key to everything

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Our craziness made us best friends.