Funny Quotes / Friends

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.