Funny Quotes / Friends

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.