Funny Quotes / Friends

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

Friends are our chosen family.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.