Funny Quotes / Friends

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Every tall girl needs a short best friend.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.