Funny Quotes / Friends

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.