Funny Quotes / Friends

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friendship is the key to everything

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।