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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

Friends are our chosen family.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Friendship is the key to everything

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.