Funny Quotes / Friends

A true friend stabs you in the front.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.