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I’m sure I won’t be surprised when I get to heaven because I already found my heaven in you. Being by your side is the right place to be. Happy birthday, sweetie.

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friendship is the key to everything

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Friends are our chosen family.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

कुछ दोस्त पकौड़े जैसे होते हैं, थोड़ा से ध्यान न दो तो जल जाते हैं।

If I have to clean my house before you come over, then we’re not real friends.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.