Funny Quotes / Friends

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Happiness is having crazy friends.