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Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Our craziness made us best friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

कौन कहता है कि दो लड़कियां कभी बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स नहीं हो सकतीं? लगता है उसने अभी तक मेरी- तेरी दोस्ती नहीं देखी।

It’s the friends you can call up at 4 AM that matter.

All the best people are crazy.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is being equally annoying.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

Friendship is the key to everything