Funny Quotes / Friends

शरीफ दोस्तों को बिगाड़ना भी एक कला है।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Everyone has a friend who is a plant-killer.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

No matter how serious life gets you still going to have that one person you can be completely stupid with.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Friendship means understanding, not agreement. It means forgiveness, not forgetting. It means the memories last, even if contact is lost.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड को ढूंढना मुश्किल, छोड़ना कठिन और भूलना नामुमकिन होता है।

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.