Funny Quotes / Friends

Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.

Friendship is the key to everything

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।

Happiness is having crazy friends.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

A true friend stabs you in the front.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Best Friend: One million memories, ten thousand inside jokes, one hundred shared secrets.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.