Funny Quotes / Friends

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend, but it helps.

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

When your best friends say you can have a bite of their food, you take the biggest bite humanly possible.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड उस फूल की तरह होता है, जिसे न तोड़ा जा सकता है और न छोड़ा जा सकता है। अगर तोड़ दिया तो वह मुरझा जाएगा और अगर छोड़ दिया तो कोई और ले जाएगा।

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

Studying means 10% reading and 90% complaining to your friends that you have to study.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

A true friend stabs you in the front.

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Me and my best friends can communicate just with…. Facial expression.

A girl can survive without a boyfriend, but she can’t survive without a best friend.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.