Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

All the best people are crazy.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Our craziness made us best friends.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Behind every successful woman is a best friend giving her crazy ideas.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends are like rainbows, always there to cheer you up after a storm.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.