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Funny Quotes / Friends
Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.
पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।
Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.
We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स से ज़िंदगी में कभी पंगा मत लेना क्योंकि वे आपके सभी राज़ जानते हैं।
Friends pick us up when we fall, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.
Best friends are the ones who hate the same stuff.
You’ll look a lot less crazy if you can get your friend to do it with you.
You will never realize how wired your friends are until you start to describe them to someone else.
Best friends are those who greet with an insult.
Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.
God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.
Good friends talk about their sex lives. Best friends talk about poop.
Our friendship is like an egg; we may be cracked, but we still roll well.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.
The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.
We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.
Happiness is having crazy friends.
I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.
Best friends are people who will make your problem their problems, just so you don’t have to go through them alone.
Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.
You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.
A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.
फर्क नहीं पड़ता कि हम दूसरों के सामने कितने शरीफ हैं। हमारे बेस्ट फ्रेंड को पता है, हम असल में कितने शरीफ हैं।
You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.
She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.
If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.
A true friend stabs you in the front.
I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends.