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Happy birthday grandpa! Every time this special day comes, I would make sure to say a prayer of thanks. It’s because I’m very grateful to God for adding another year in your life because that just means another amazing year spent with you!

Funny Quotes / Friends

Discover funny quotes for friends that celebrate laughter, crazy memories, and unforgettable friendship moments.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

We’ll be friends til we’re old and senile… Then we’ll be new friends.

It’s nice to have someone in your life, who can make you smile even when they are not around.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

जिंदगी हमें कई बेहतरीन दोस्त दे सकती है लेकिन सच्चे दोस्त हमे बेहतरीन ज़िंदगी दे सकते हैं।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one!

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

दोस्त वही खास होता है, जिसके लिए घरवाले बोलते हैं- इसके साथ दिखा तो टांगें तोड़ देंगे।

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.

All the best people are crazy.

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.

You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend but it sure helps!

दोस्ती में न कोई एटीट्यूड, न कोई ईगो होता है। यह तो वह शुगर फ्री मिठाई है, जो दोस्तों की ज़िंदगी में मिठास घोलती है।

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

Having those weird conversations with your friends and thinking if anyone heard you talking, they’d put you in a mental hospital.