Funny Quotes / Friends

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived them with you.

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much.

Friends are our chosen family.

Best friends…they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

दोस्त के लिए जान दे देना इतना मुश्किल नहीं है, जितना मुश्किल ऐसे दोस्त को ढूंढना है, जिस पर जान दी जा सके।

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us!

Sometimes, being silly with a friend is the best therapy.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.

You think I’m crazy? You should see me with my best friend.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.

कितने खूबसूरत हुआ करते थे दोस्ती के वे दिन… जब सिर्फ दो उंगलियां जुड़ने से दोस्ती फिर से शुरू हो जाती थी।

I hope we never get tired of making jokes about each other.

I was an innocent being, then my best friends came along.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

Good times and crazy friends make the best memories.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.