Funny Quotes / Friends

You’re the friend I’d feel the worst about killing in a post apocalyptic death match for food.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

God made us best friends because he knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

You will never realize how weird your friends are until you start describing them to someone else.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless.

Happiness is doing weird things with friends.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

A snowball in the face is surely the perfect beginning to a lasting friendship.

Rain or shine, I’ll always be here. Pinky promise.

You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted in a friend.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

Friendship is the key to everything

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

A friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

I like you because you join in all my weirdness.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.

आजकल की दुनिया में सच्चे, शरीफ और प्यारे दोस्त मिलना मुश्किल ही नहीं नामुमकिन है। मुझे हैरानी होती है, तुम लोगों ने मुझे ढूंढ कैसे लिया।

You don’t have to be crazy to hang out with me… I’ll train you.