Funny Quotes / Friends

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Never let your friends feel lonely, disturb them all the time.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friends make you laugh till your cheeks hurt.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they’re not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they’re not so bad

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

दोस्त एग्ज़ैम में फेल हो जाए तो दुख होता है लेकिन फर्स्ट आ जाए तो उससे भी ज्यादा दुख होता है।

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

If you hurt my best friend, I can make your death look like an accident.

Happiness is having crazy friends.

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

Friends will tell you if your face is dirty. Best friends will make it dirtier.

पानी की प्यास और मेरे दोस्त की बकवास, हमेशा आउट ऑफ कंट्रोल ही होती है।

We’ll be old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go.

If you have crazy friends, you have everything.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

All the best people are crazy.

I think we’ll be friends forever because we’re too lazy to find new friends.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

When you completely trust a person, you’ll get one of two results: a friend for life, or a lesson for life.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

A true friend are the ones that stay no matter what happens even if we betray each other, and that is you.

If you need to sober up, ditch your best friends.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

Nothing compares to the stomach ache you get from laughing with friends.

Best friends are those who greet with an insult.