Funny Quotes / Friends

हम बेस्ट फ्रेंड्स हैं, इस बात को हमेशा ध्यान में रखना। तुम जब भी गिरोगे, मैं तुम्हें उठाने आऊंगा लेकिन तुम पर पूरी तरह से हंसने के बाद।

Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.

Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face.

Yes, she’s annoying but I love her.

दोस्ती नहीं है किसी दौलत की मोहताज, कृष्ण के अलावा कौन सी दौलत थी सुदामा के पास।

The antidote of fifty enemies is one friend.

मुझसे दोस्त नहीं बदले जाते, चाहे लाख दूरी होने पर। लोगों के भगवान बदल जाते हैं, एक मुराद न पूरी होने पर।

We all have that one friend who needs to learn how to whisper.

There is nothing better than a friend …unless it’s a friend with chocolate.

Friendship is not about people who act true to your face. It’s about people who remain true behind your back.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

सच्चे दोस्त एक- दूसरे को जज नहीं करते, वे साथ मिलकर दूसरों को जज करते हैं।

Friends are our chosen family.

We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing.

A good friend can finish your sentences… a best friend will do the same, but make it sound 10 times dirtier.

We are keenly aware of the faults of our friends, but if they like us enough it doesn’t matter.

डियर फ्रेंड! अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम रोना मत, सीधा मेरे पास ऊपर चले आना। हम दोनों पीपल के पेड़ पर बैठ कर सबको डराएंगे।

We all have that one friend that we can’t put on speakerphone because we don’t know what’s going to come out of their mouth.

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body.

Best friend: the one that you can mad only for a short period of time because you have important stuff to tell them.

Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are there with a shovel to beat up who made you cry.

A friend will prevent you from getting more debt. A true friend will bring your credit score down.

Friendship is, chatting and wasting time when we have an exam the next day.

I love you more than food, okay maybe not food but I still love you.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

We all have that one friend who always gives the best relationship advice but is still single.

Good friends will mourn your death; best friends will come and clean your computer history immediately after you die.

She is my best friend, you break her heart; I’ll break your face.

You can’t describe your best friends in words. You can describe them with memories that you had with them.